Fire is free. If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. -works best on pc/laptop. I love it! But, if it had remained that way, I would have had no impetus to continue my pointlessly insane ranting. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Math is so picky. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. It just looks weird. Now I can think. ", and translated it to German. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. Maybe. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. Advertisement. Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. I don't think there actually are any. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. How discouraging. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. My school system is stuck in the pastand formal attire meansa dressa white dress(for those you who never bothered to find outI am indeed female). The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? Humor the crazy person, okay? Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Yes, that's right. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? See? I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. And mildly weirded-out. The sentence below was found in a legal contract, and was until recently the longest sentence we had seen in an official document. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? There ARE aliens. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. Yep! It was fun. Like a muffin. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! Waithowhow can I BE logic? The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. And they pushed my toes together. Typical. I'm leavingnow I'm back! Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. I thought of another very good reason to assist with the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony! Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. You gots extra money, don't you? Wasn't it super? Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. Oooo! It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? All rights reserved. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! The best way to be brief is to quit now. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! It's a word. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. Only if I had multiple personalities. My mom said that she didn't care. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. It's early. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. You people sicken me. And then go door to door distributing it. It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. Good. And once again suprised. I just keep going, and going and going. Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. I'm just rambling. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. I hope I remember doing this. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. It does all my Math for me. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! That's all. This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. Would it be called DIS? Good. paste . So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. Just "imagine" I have more!? Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. Surely you have heard of her? Would it be cheating to fill it out again? And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. That's right, folks. She also is the goddess of red jello. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! Read that onetime longest sentence in literature, all 1,288 words of it, below. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. This, of course would expand the market for such products. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! The longest sentence in the world is currently being served by Charles Scott Robinson, who is serving a sentence of life without parole in the United States. THANKS FOR COMING! Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. If that happens, then no one will read this. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. To pour your heart and soul into a passage, and have everyone ignore it. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Who would have thought I have this much free time? That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! But somewhere, it exists. Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? How do you stop them? Aren't you happy? I probably won't later. That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. Are you tired. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. You don't belong here. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. Goodbye! You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? E-mail. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? School is taking its toll. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! So far this is nowhere near the world record. Look verbatim up. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. As long as the bear blends in, you know? *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! We're not sure. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. To prevent this, I did nothing. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. I bet you couldn't tell. I'm back! Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. You know, the foreign guys with the bellhop hats and the little music thingy and the cute little monkey with the bellhop hat who collects the money? aSk anybody. Isn't that sort of ironic? Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust., I got a sentence that was 5639 words long, i just looked it up so can can copy and paste it on my school chat for fun not to read, I just wanted to say, i really like cheese, andi thinki think my teacher is mad at me sry waitshes mad because i was asking my other teacher questions about work online hmmm.my teacher sure is a ##### ass feminist, i just wrote a sentence with 1,289 words so ha. 16 min ago . Even though air is light, that much air adds up. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! It's like this. Grape Pie. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. At least it's over. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! #1You can say or do anything and normal people will agree with you in the hopes that you'll be satisfied, shut up, and go away. Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? Okay. this is not a long paragraph it is multiple, I am just not as pretty as my friend Haylee she is fab so give me a chance for this job. Define three functions: the first function to extract all the sentences, the second to determine the longest sentence, and the third to determine the average sentence length. Kennedy?" Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. Its in the mail, I promise! Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. And I can't think of anything else to do. Oooooo! CHEESE!!! It sucked. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. No? We think. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. See? Not only did we get world class cuisine (under-cooked hotdogs and over-cooked hamburgers), my little sister (age 10) got taught pool by someone I strongly supect is an ex-convict! By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. OOooooo! I can't remember what. Bye! Or possibly rightthat would be scary. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? I don't know if Iraq even existed in the Civil War Era! Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. She HATES and FEARS it. Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). *sniffle* Why must this be? Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. By Ben Lee. i felt sorry for my dad. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. HEEEEY! Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. It's strange. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. It's stupid. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. Think about it. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! Unless you're bored. You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? It seems like blaggerent plagerism. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Oh, who am I kidding. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. What line of buisness, do you ask? See, very weird. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! TACO will eventually destroy him. Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! I knowyou are as shocked as I am. I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. This is because she memorizes the questions. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. Which is what I do best. Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. (Next exciting commercial! I wonder what it's name would be. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. I learned this from my calculator. The possibilities are literally endless. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! There is a world where you were never born. 51 min ago I'm so very, very tired. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! Happy? i hate dress shoes. What a good idea! | 13.45 KB, JSON | Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. of toilet paper, to do everything. Confusing, huh? But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. I suppose that is the bane of all authors. *gagged reader glares* What's that? WE got it at Wal-mart. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. I'm just bored. MOOOO! I gots stuff to do! No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! It's pathetic. This morning, my Mom came home from work. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? The point is that it is nice to have readers. This is chaos. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! Anyway, I'm gonna go. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. I'm back. And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. from graduation. William Faulkner in 1954 (Photo: Wikimedia Commons Public Domain)This post may contain affiliate links. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. Nor can I find it on any search engines. After standing around a lotthe ceremony started. It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! That makes complete and total sense! Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. To think, YOU are trying to tell ME that YOU aren't here. I'm back. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. Pikachuwellhe didn't like me. I even impress myself. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. I'm back again. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. Look how long this has gotten. Please find all options here. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. Too bad. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. I sure am. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? Alrighty then. Sometimes I crack myself up. Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. API tools faq. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. I'm back! The Longest Story in The World. We become indebted to. I founded the secret message, you ok man? *nods* Well, yeahI KNOW I'm actually typing instead of talking. You know? Though the record has been broken, Faulkner's legacy lives on. And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! The single greatest invention of the computer gods. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. I don't want a full year of work. Neo is told that he has two choices. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. At least her's makes sensesort of. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. The six longest sentences (1,000+ words) are mostly a curiosity, just to see what is possible. Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. AwwwwwI'm touched! I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. School has been on for four days now. This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. In any case, she is clearly insane. I love my calculator, though. 20 min ago (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. Fire is good. Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. I salute those people. I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. 'Ah the power of cheese!' Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. Thank-you for your time. And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. | 0.47 KB, Python | WHAT!? Seeya! A profound statement, if I ever heard one. why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. For the love of Story.
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